I am a mischievous type of chap so when Valentine's day comes along in a period of austerity, I thought I would tease the wife by introducing her to the new world economic order, so I printed off a Tesco's value valentine card. The in-applicability of such a gift was to be of no issue as I had secretly bought a large special valentine's bouquet (valued at £50) from Flowers direct to be delivered to the school where she works.
So when she open the poor quality and tacky Valentines card with a sad and (although reasonable well hidden) cross expression on her face, I discreetly chuckled to myself knowing she would come home with a large and impressive bouquet, and she would realise I was a humorous romantic not a tight arse git, or so I thought.
Despite the fact that my wife worked at the school and that is where they were to be delivered, the delivery stipulated that on Valentine's day if could be delivered anytime between 9 and 6. I asked for delivery to be arranged before 4pm as, for obvious reasons a primary school tends to close at this time.
So along came home time, and I was...
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